I love hearing wrong. It's far more interesting.
My daughter and I decide to spend the afternoon at the beach. We head off to the market down the road to pick up the most fabulous sandwiches ever. I order mine on marble rye. It's just so pretty I can't stand it.
We get to the till. The cashier and I strike up a conversation.
CJ me FC friendly cashier AD awesome daughter
CJ We're heading to Peninsula Beach for a picnic. But not the nude beach I say being silly
FC Oh I didn't know there was a nude beach there
CJ Oh ya... cheshire cat grin Down one end but I've never been there
FC Interesting. My daughter and I were just out there and didn't notice any nude beach
She looks at my daughter.
FC Have you ever been there?
CJ Thought bubble: say what? you're asking my 13 year-old if she's been to the nude beach?
AD um, no I haven't
FC Well have a great afternoon
We walk away slightly confused. Then I got it. Ah-ha.
Friendly Cashier thought I said "new beach"... ha ha ha ha ha ha
I'm tucking my daughter in at night chatting away. She makes a statement about something which escapes my memory and not key to the funny part anyway...
CJ Oh bologny I say out loud
A puzzled look comes across her face.
AD Oh. I thought you said "Blow me"
That's a Hall of Famer.