Wednesday, 26 June 2013

The Haagen-Dazs Principle

This type of man-behaviour is a definite deal-breaker. This happened to one of my besties and we use it as a measure of he’s just not that into you-ness.
The marriage is on the rocks. In an effort to rekindle she dresses in his favourites of her provocative clothing. They have passionate sex in the living room, soft music in the background, the scent of vanilla candles piques their senses. Afterwards she invites him to the bedroom. He pauses. I’ll be there in a minute he replies. Oh... and off she goes. A half hour later she returns to the living room to find him asleep on the couch, an empty container of Haagen-Dazs ice cream beside him...
He's oblivious to the message his actions have sent.
It’s the principle you self-serving, unaware human. They divorced not long after.

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